Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Conversations with Hollyn


These are a few of the conversations I have had with my sweetie in the past few weeks. I am writing them exactly as they happened...

Hollyn drug every single toy that she could from the playroom to the living room. The whole room was covered in toys.
Me: "Who made this mess?"
Hollyn: "God."

I sat her on the big potty to let her try to use the bathroom. She looked at me with fear and excited yelled," Don't Don't Don't drop me in the toilet Don't drop the baby in the toilet!"
This is officially her longest sentence ever spoked.

I was laying down with her in my bed, of course. She was acting silly and wouldn't settle down.
Me: "Hollyn, if you don't be still and quiet you will go to your own bed."
Hollyn: "No! My bed is yucky and my bed is gross!"

Whenever a chair moves across the floor, or a similar noise is made, she says, "Whose that tooted?"

She also likes to tell the sackers at HEB "good job." If it is a guy she always says, "Good job Tom!"

Scott lays down with her to get her to sleep sometimes. If he gets up to leave the room she screams, "I lost my daaaddy! I lost my daaaaddy!"
Master.Manipulator.

As we were leaving BSF last week...
Hollyn: "I go with Brad. I go with Brad and get a new mommy!"
Me: "You would like a new mommy?"
Hollyn: In her highest chipmunk voice, "U-huh!"
Me: "Well, I can promise you that your new mommy would not let you sleep in her bed all night!"
Hollyn: gives a fake, nervous laugh and says "That funny mama!"


7 comments:

Melissa said...

I AM ONCE AGAIN DYING OF LAUGHTER! THAT GIRL!!! COME SEE US...ALWAYS GOTTA GET A PLUG IN. HURRY BC WE ARE SELLING OUR HOUSE AND WILL HAVE NO ROOM FOR YOU IN THE MINIVAN DOWN BY THE RIVER. SORRY FOR CAPS...

lauren said...

I loved reading these! She is hilarious! My favorites were "don't drop the baby in the toilet" and "my bed is yucky and gross". Hysterical!

Jana said...

Oh gosh she is hilarious! I am glad you are writing these down so you can remember all of the adorable things she says.

Jesse and Dori said...

She is hilarious!! I can't believe what that little girl says, she is so witty already! thanks, I like my new background too, I found it on Shabbyblogs.com.

Meg said...

she is officially the funniest kid ever!! i am dying that she thinks her bed is yucky and gross :). i am glad you are writing these down because you will never want to forget them!! need to see you soon, friend!!

angie said...

God did it...classic! That Hollyn is HYSTERICAL!

Brooke and Scot said...

LOVE the blog! Thanks for sending us the link! Hollyn is precious! I will be reading it for tips!