My brother wanted to take pictures of Hollyn one day and she ran to the bathroom to escape him. I think this series of photos is so funny because it is SO HOLLYN!
One afternoon I fixed Hollyn a bowl of mixed snacks and got a yogurt for myself. She said, "I have a snack. Why you not have a snack?" I explained that I did have a snack also. Yogurt was my snack. "That's not a snack!" She declared. So in full teacher mode I replied, "Anything that we don't eat for breakfast, lunch, or dinner is called a snack." That explanation seemed to end the conversation. About two minutes later, I see her pick her nose and EAT her booger! I am completely DISGUSTED by this so I react, "Hollyn! That's NASTY! We do NOT eat boogers!" She looked up at me and pointed right at my face and declared, "My booger is a snack!"
One afternoon I fixed Hollyn a bowl of mixed snacks and got a yogurt for myself. She said, "I have a snack. Why you not have a snack?" I explained that I did have a snack also. Yogurt was my snack. "That's not a snack!" She declared. So in full teacher mode I replied, "Anything that we don't eat for breakfast, lunch, or dinner is called a snack." That explanation seemed to end the conversation. About two minutes later, I see her pick her nose and EAT her booger! I am completely DISGUSTED by this so I react, "Hollyn! That's NASTY! We do NOT eat boogers!" She looked up at me and pointed right at my face and declared, "My booger is a snack!"
We decided to run errands one morning and it wasn't going well. She was tired (as usual) and I knew that we needed to go home. But instead I pressed my luck and took her into a little gymnastics/dance shop. Well as I was looking through the clothes, Hollyn decides that she doesn't like the way they have the clothes hung and starts taking them off and throwing them on the floor. I immediately start sweating and scooping her up, while hanging the clothes back up. She is in FULL protest mode right now and hits me across the head. My sunglasses go flying and the sales lady comes to help me. I practically run out the door and I am LIVID. The whole front of the store is glass and everyone can still see me. I decide to just stay calm while talking to Hollyn. I grab her face and say, "We DO NOT hit!" Well then one of her arms comes flying at me AGAIN! I am so furious, so I put her in the car and she hits me in the face again. That's #3. I choose not to spank her this time because I am so mad I think I could really do some damage. I decided to give her the silent treatment all the way home. Of course I hear this for 10 minutes..."Mommy, Mommy. Mom. Mom. Mom. Jill. Jill. Mommy Jill!"
We pull in the driveway and I look at her and say, "What words do you need to tell me right now for the way you treated me and for hitting?" (Let me stop here and say she FULLY understands the meaning of I AM SORRY and knows that is what she is to say.) So looks at me and ROLLS her 2 year-old and SIGHS, "Mom...It was an accident!"
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8 comments:
I read this last night on my phone and it wouldn't let me comment. OH MY HEAVENS ... I don't know when the last time was that I laughed so hard! I couldn't even read it to Cameron I was laughing so hard! I can just see your face when she ate that booger! Your life is never dull! I love it!
wow wow wow! That girl of yours is feisty!! Again, you had me laughing to tears with these stories! The booger one is my favorite. ha! Good luck with potty training, I hope it goes easier for you than it has been for us. Josiah (he'll be 3 in October) refuses to even sit on a potty now. He's so hard-headed!
these stories kill me!! such a character!! how bored must you have been before she came along ;)?? one day this will all be a distant memory... (and the booger story killed me!! hahaha!!)
Such a little entertainer:) this toddler phase goes by in a blink. Her stories are really hilarious.
Oh my! I will pray for you.....as soon as I get done laughing!
Wow, those are really funny stories, and cute pictures!! Hollyn is so wise beyond her years! Just think, this should really come in handy when she's older :) I will pray for your patience. I want Hazel to be more interested in potty training too, but she's not!!
Okay, here's the thing. Our diet affects the way we behave and sometimes our activity level. I think boogers for a snack make her a little violent. What do you think? That was hilarious!! I laughed so hard. Tam
Oh Jill! I SOOOOO feel your pain. I get to be "that" mom all too often and it is so embarrassing! I figure I will get him back when he is a teenager...
Hang in there girl and keep the stories coming! She is hilarious...I will start praying for you now :o)
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